Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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