he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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