We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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