your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
send nudes
from the living room?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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