just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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