Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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