Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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