i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
