think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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