Kareoke will never be a sober sport
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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