everyone is single if you try hard enough
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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