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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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