The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
even my farts smell like vagina
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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