Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
