i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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