I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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