Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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