Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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