none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Randomize
