She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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