Yo dont text me then not text me
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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