She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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