I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Randomize