I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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