My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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