somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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