This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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