Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
