So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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