i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
either way he was missing a nipple.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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