I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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