So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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