So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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