I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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