My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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