May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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