do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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