I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You made out with two different species that night
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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