We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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