I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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