The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The uberlube is also flammable
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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