My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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