i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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