Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

(330): View more from Ohio

Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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(805): View more from California

he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me

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(858): View more from California

just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.

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(309): View more from Illinois

My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.

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(917): View more from New York City

My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.

(917): View more from New York City

Also pregame at mine tomorrow?

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(801): View more from Utah

She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.

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(415): View more from California

he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy

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