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  i jhust puked up my retainher.

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• (310): View more from California

   I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i'm home, then i'll come over

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  ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  nvm.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  susan atkins died, charles manson's lady

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  dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.

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• (916): View more from California

  i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate

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