We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
So squirting runs in the family.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me