I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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