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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

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  did it work

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  that's not the point...

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"

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  Is this an intervention?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know

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