the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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