I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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