playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im six kinds of drunk right now
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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