Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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