this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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