My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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