The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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