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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.

  (478): View more from Georgia

  I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.

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• (585): View more from New York

  when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn

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• (916): View more from California

  When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.

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  Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  sexting just seems like too much work right now.

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