Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

Having a random hookup so left but love u

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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(630): View more from Illinois

I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.

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(714): View more from California

My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong

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(226): View more from Ontario

I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now

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(585): View more from New York

I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo

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