Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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my poor anus
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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