PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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