are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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