Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize