I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My day in three words: secret purse cake
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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